We haven’t actually talked in months, but you still always call me your bestfriend when I know we haven’t been bestfriends in quite sometime and then out of the blue you text saying how much you miss me and I actually think that your are TRYING for once but I was wrong so wrong……

Her: ________, I missssss youuuu!

Me: I miss you too.

Her: What are you up too??

Me: Just got out of the shower, you?

Her: Bored! Haha you wanna go see the vow tonight?? :)

Me: I’d love to but I’m going to ________’s house at 4  to work on a stats project and don’t know what time I’ll be home.

Her: Aww, okay. :(

Me: Sorry :(

Her: It’s cool no worries, I’ll find someone else.

HAHA, FUCK YOU! too bad you didn’t know I saw your tweet after your first text to me about needing someone to go see the vow with you so i knew what was coming. You’re Pathetic.