So done with this week.
- My boyfriend: Any relation to Mickey Mouse?
- Cast member: No actually my real name is Donald but that just sounds Goofy
I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
This week is about to be literal Hell! Please pray for me!