Live it up like its the weekend.

So done with this week.



this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face
At Disneyland and see a cast member with the name tag "Mickey"
  • My boyfriend: Any relation to Mickey Mouse?
  • Cast member: No actually my real name is Donald but that just sounds Goofy


I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical





no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more


This week is about to be literal Hell! Please pray for me!


if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is


People think your cool if any time someone says “where are you going” answer “to do what I should’ve done a long time ago”