Live it up like its the weekend.

So done with this week.


alxsie:

3dsmallperson:

this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!

that dog is gonna be off his face
At Disneyland and see a cast member with the name tag "Mickey"
  • My boyfriend: Any relation to Mickey Mouse?
  • Cast member: No actually my real name is Donald but that just sounds Goofy

yoyosufo:

I don’t understand when I’m talking about a musical and someone asks me “how do you make a musical about that?” Like the second longest running show on Broadway is 100% people dressed as cats believe me anything can be a musical


meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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This week is about to be literal Hell! Please pray for me!


egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is


tonypulisfanclub:

People think your cool if any time someone says “where are you going” answer “to do what I should’ve done a long time ago”